EMT 03/25/17

Look, I had as much intent to give you content this morning as Paul Ryan and the rest of the GOPe had to deliver an Obamacare repeal, replace, unlubricated anal rape-rape to all the proles.

But then that uppity Freedom Caucus got all up in my business, and dared me... hell, double dog dared me, man! to shit all over my constituents readers.

So you can understand why I don't give you any content this EMT.

Double dog dare, man. I mean, right?

Also, regarding Chelsea Clinton's backdoor Gainzzz thread: I'd just like to say that the backdoor apple probably doesn't fall far from the convict tree. I mean... the pre-plastic surgery nose knows.

I don't give her enough credit, I know. It had to be painful as hell to have a third of your nose and half your chin shaved off just so you would stop being such an obvious physical liability to your parent's political mythology.

posted by krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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