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March 11, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

Mornin' Morons.

It's the weekend!!!! Enjoy!!!

Here are a few things that didn't get much attention here at the AoSHQ.

That's one hell of a large snowbank.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Brave? Crazy? You make the call.
$25,000 taco? Are you f*cking nuts?!?
Thinking about changing your website address? Think twice.
Quite the sobriety test.
Don't drink the water!!
Dumb F*ck bank robber.
The State of Utah, lowers its BAC for drunk driving.
3some? Check into a motel. Deadly lesson learned.
Death by Porn. Sort of.
But first you will blow me. Huh?
Smart phones, smart homes, now smart rubbers.

That wraps up the weird news for the week. Feel free to comment on any of these stories or make up your own in this open thread. Just remember it's Saturday morning life goes on without politics.

No running with sharp objects and play nice with one another.

Have a great weekend!!!!!!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:05 AM

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[KT] » March 11, 2017 Saturday Morning Weird News Dump Mornin' Morons. It's the weekend!!!! Enjoy!!! Here are a few things that didn't get much attention here at the AoSHQ. That's one hell of a large snowbank. Truth is stranger than fiction. Brave? Crazy? You make the call. $25,000 taco? Are you fcking nuts?!? Thinking about changing your website address? Think twice. Quite the sobriety test. Don't drink the water!! Dumb Fck bank robber. The State of Utah, lowers its BAC for drunk driving. 3some? Check into a motel. Deadly lesson learned. Death by Porn. Sort of. But first you will blow me. Huh? Smart phones, smart homes, now smart rubbers. That wraps up the weird news for the week. Feel free to comment on any of these stories or make up your own in this open thread. Just remember it's Saturday morning life goes on without politics. No running with sharp objects and play nice with one another. 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