And Now, a Word from the Feminists Who Are Showing How Important They Are To the Economy By Taking the Day Off to Go to a Parade

Many women did their work today. You know, like responsible adults who are not Babies and who realize their slacking is just shifting their burdens to others, and who know that people rely upon them.

But the feminists allegedly representing them decided to, get this, draw attention to themselves by doing many stupid, flighty, and embarrassing things.

Women are responsible for half of human births?

I'm sure the biology and math departments of universities must be absolutely crippled by the absence of these Feminist Scientists and all the drama and frivolous time-wasting they bring to the workplace.

Oh and as for the men striking in solidarity: There are no men actually striking from work. They don't have jobs. Also, they're not men.

In related news:

She is being praised for her bravery. Apparently she is now the replacement B-Lister Chickbait, subbing in for the fading Lena Dunham.

Pro-tip: Unless I'm your boyfriend or your bush-barber, I'm not on the need-to-know list about your pubic hair. And even if I am the first of those, I don't really care that much.

But feminists weren't done embarrassing the living hell out of non-lunatic women just yet. Cate Blanchette had yet to weigh in:

Oh, and a feminist at the New York Times wonders if the fact that the women's strike is being led by a woman of participating in the bombing of an Israeli supermarket that killed two indicates that anti-semitism is now a core part of feminism. Spoiler Alert: it is. Feminism is just Frankfurt School Cultural Marxism for Girlz.

Below, some women showing their utter embarrassment at the antics of the vaginal fringe.

Even this one gets it:

Bonus: At least they're being honest about your job prospects -- Middlebury College offers a course in Feminist Blogging.

The course has a prerequisite of 3 credit hours of Latte Preparation: Theory and Practice as well as one 200 level course in Welcome to Applebee's, How Many Are We Tonight?

posted by Ace at 05:27 PM

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