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February 26, 2017

Livecam of Expectant Giraffe, Awaiting Birth of Baby Giraffe

Is this something?

Not as good as a baby goat, but still something. I think. I guess we'll have to wait until she farrows* until we know for sure.

By the way, YouTube briefly pulled this livefeed of a pregnant giraffe for nudit and explicit content. No, really.

The owner of a New York zoo planning to live-stream a giraffe giving birth says the video feed was briefly removed from YouTube because animal rights activists labeled it sexually explicit....

In a video posted on the zoos Facebook page, Patch blamed "a handful of extremists and animal rights activists" for interrupting the stream from the "giraffe cam."

Why aren't users who lodge such obviously false and harassing complaints disbarred from every lodging a complaint again? That would stop this nonsense in a hurry.

* I got this word from Psych. I got "farrier" from Archer. I don't know if they're related.

Spoiler: If you want to see a giraffe being born, but can't wait around all day for this one, you can watch this video of a baby giraffe being born in Dallas 2015.

I'm sure it's pretty much the same thing.

It looks kinda weird.

Bonus Cute:


WARNING: Quokkas are highly venomous mammals who leap at their prey's throats to inject them with a necrotizing poison that causes their heads to rot before their bodies die. They are known locally as "Springing Cobra-Rats of the Death-Kiss."

PS, not really. They're just cute little marsupials who like berries and hugs.

Just more #FakeNews.



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