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« On Political Panic | Main | Super-Light GAINZZZ Thread »
February 24, 2017

Oh Dear, Make the Stupid Stop Already

Witches are going to cast a spell tonight on Donald Trump and supporters to drive him out of office.

Witches will protest President Donald Trump on Friday at midnight by casting a spell under the crescent moon

The purpose of the binding spell is to stop President Trump from doing harm and banish him from office

Among the objects required to complete this spell are an unflattering photo of Trump, a tiny orange candle, a Tower tarot card and bowls of water and salt

After lighting the small candle that has President Trump's name carved onto it, participants must begin the new chant that was written just for this spell

'I call upon you / To bind / Donald J. Trump / So that he may fail utterly / That he may do no harm/To any human soul,' says the chant

The lyrics also take aim at President Trump's supporters, with the lines: 'Bind them in chains / Bind their tongues / Bind their works / Bind their wickedness'

I could tell you one celebrity is taking part, but that would be a lie, because it's Lana Del Rey who wasn't really a celebrity even when the PR machine was pushing (hard) for her to be one, and then you'll just go "Who TF is Lana Del Rey?" and I'll have to say "I don't really know, I think she tried to be a singer for a few years."

Below, a video which is, as far as I know, the most enduring song of Lana Del Rey.


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