Wall Street Journal Sets The Record Straight And Puts All You Conspiracy Minded Whackadoodles In Your Proper Place [Warden]

Some of you might suspect (for some crazy reason probably having to do with your ignorance, racism and homophobia) that these pro-Obamacare "town hall" meetings simultaneously popping up all over the country are somehow being organized by paid agitators.

That's dangerously Neanderthalic thinking, my friends. It's a good thing that the j-school geniuses of the Wall Street Journal are here to set you straight with this just-the-facts headline.

America's Rowdy Town Halls: More Organic Than Organized

Bam! That's some real talk, yo! How you like that, haterz?

And it's not just the headline. They did their research, bitches. See, they went and asked the attendees, "Hey, are you organized and stuff?"

And you know what they said? That's right. They said no. Well, most of them, anyway.

Of about 40 voters interviewed Wednesday at Mr. Lance's town hall, most said they had never participated in a town hall or any political activism and had only recently joined or started local groups.

How you like them apples? You know what kind they are? Reality apples, baby.

And in case that wasn't enough facts right in your face, check out Margaret Illis. She doesn't know nuthin' 'bout no organized nuthin'.

Paid organizers? "I wouldn't even know how to find them," said Margaret Illis, 55 years old, who was among the town-hall rookies. She said her 23-year-old son taught her how to use Twitter so she could follow Mr. Trump's tweets.

“I'm just so not political. I've never been political," said Ms. Illis, who has voted for Mr. Lance. "I taught my kids values, and I vote every time, but that was it."

So here you are with your Soros money this and your paid organizers that. And here's Ms. Illis telling you weirdos that she's not even political.

Feel stupid yet? You should. Here's a recent profile picture from her Facebook page. Totally non-political.

Other non-political interests Ms Illis has are the Jersey Justice Action Network and Blue 7.

Just a concerned non-partisan citizen.

But, I wouldn't expect a backwards, anti-science chowderhead like you to be convinced by irrefutable journalistic sleuthing. Your shriveled, insect-like cerebral cortex simply can't process such higher level thinking.

But pictures? Oh, you like pictures, don't you?

So here's a picture of that very town hall. See those individually handmade thumbs down signs that each person created all by him or herself and carried to the event, only to happily discover that other attendees had exactly the same idea? Yeah. Thought so. How's it feel to be such a conspiracy mongering dunderhead?

Update: WSJ hack writes hackish tweet in response.

Ace of Spades blogger found the smoking gun. One of the people we interviewed posted a nice photo of the Obamas. Ergo paid by Soros. https://t.co/y5LKa7KmTB

— Byron Tau (@ByronTau) February 24, 2017

posted by Open Blogger at 07:41 PM

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