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February 18, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

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Good morning Morons. I hope your week went well and that your weekend goes weller, gooder, better for you. Your humble Cob will attempt to amuse you with some weird stuff.



Here are a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ.


  • Hey Honey, let's move into a bus.
  • Weird? Talk about insecure.
  • Wanna bet they are Hillary voters?
  • Honest guy? Sure, yeah, whatever.
  • More proof that Nickelback sucks.
  • 2 is good, 3 is better, 4 is a no-go.
  • Hey, where did that chunk go?
  • Weird animal sighting in Australia.
  • Maybe donuts will endear him to the Cops.
  • Chocolates for your sweetie?

    Chew on these stories. Or whatever is on your mind this morning. It is an open thread after all. Just remember the golden rules, no running with sharp objects and play nice with others.

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