EMT 02/12/17 Stupid Criminals edition

So this guy just casually outed half his family as illegal aliens, and at least some of them as identity thieves.

Responding to President Trump’s suggestion of “withholding federal funding” from California, de Leon said: “Half of my family would be eligible for deportation under the executive order, because they got a false social security card, they got a false identification, they got a false driver’s license prior to us passing AB 60, they got a false green card, and anyone who has family members who are undocumented knows that almost entirely everybody has secured some sort of false identification.”

"Hi! I'm California state Senate President Pro Tem Kevin de León. Please arrest me for accessory after the fact."

Aside from being an accessory after the fact, being a man with influence, one could reasonably suspect that his family may have had his direct help in crossing the border and procuring said identities.

So in a lawful society, this man would have various federal agencies looking very hard at his bank accounts, his official communications with agencies that provide official identification, and also doing a deep dive on his private communications to find any associations with coyotes and providers of stolen IDs.

In a lawful society.

In other stupid crime news, apparently the best way to identify peaceful protesters rioters is to check Facebook and other social media.

Seriously, California? You, a bag of dicks and ... well, honestly zero assembly required.

posted by krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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