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February 06, 2017
Caterwauling Maniac Who Shrieked at Gavin McInnes at NYU Turns Out To Be... A Professor of Lobster Porn
Here is video and audio of her rant (NSFW due to cursing; also, very shrill and insane).
Well, scratch the surface of a maniac, get more maniac
So imagine our surprise when an investigation discovered she was not a professor but is, in fact, a "lobster porn" performance "artist." If you've never heard of lobster porn, I beg you not to Google it like I did. I saw things that can't be unseen and believe me, I wish I hadn't.
Here are some of her recent installations, and I use that word with greatest trepidation.
olo and 2-Person Exhibitions
2016 Freight and Volume Gallery, "Ghost Bitch U.S.A."
2015 Arts and Leisure Gallery, "Sausage Party Bride," catalog available.
2014 Slag Gallery, NYC, "Surf and Turf," a 2-person exhibition with Julia Oldham.
2013 Freight and Volume Gallery, NYC, "Masshole Love."
2012 Airplane Gallery, NYC, "Lobsta Porn Theater."
Ghost Bitch USA is a puerile collection of no talent or taste which features a "ghost bitch" shearing the penis off of a Donald Trump figure. Google it. Or don't.
Better "don't," I think. But really, she's quite talentless and you don't have to worry about shock value because it just looks like a retarded six year old took random pictures of a psychopath's dreams.
I'm sure you will be very surprised to learn that she looks like this.
And like this.
You can take a look at part of her lobster porn show, too. This is from a scene titled, "A Very Homely Girl's Desperate Plea for Any Kind of Attention, Good or Bad."
Basically, she's the girl you push forcefully out of the way to get a chance to chat up that smokin' hot Lena Dunham looker. Whoa! What a smokeshow that little one is.
Why no, she's never known the warm comfort of man's embrace. Why do you ask?