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February 07, 2017

I Love Western Civ


I saw him in the riot, screamin' rage against the machine
I knew his IQ was prolly 'bout seventeen
His stoopid was going strong
Logic wasn't his favorite song
And I could tell it wouldn't be long
Till he was all yeah me, "Yeah me!"
And I could tell it wouldn't be long
Till he was all yeah me, "Yeah me!"
So I'm saying...
I love Western Civ
So crack those books and read some classics, baby
I love Western Civ
Those dead white men'll tell you how it is.

His smile went away when I told him he sounded so lame
Told him I've heard those words before, but it's all the same
You won't like it when it's gone
So don't ask me to play along
But he was still "yeah me! Yeah me!"
So I'd thought I'd best be moving along
As he was singin' that same old song
So I'm saying...
I love Western Civ
So open those books and read the classics, baby
I love Western Civ
Those dead white men know how it is.

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posted by OregonMuse at 12:16 PM

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