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February 04, 2017

The News In 4 Tweets

Submitted for your approval:

2 look fairly reasonable, the third is a bit biased but could be worse, and the 4th reads like a Democratic Party press release.


To the Editor, NY Times:

Greetings.

In response to your online advertisement inviting me to subscribe to your newspaper, I think I will decline. To be honest, I don't think I need your newspaper. From what I've read of it, I can simply have the Democratic National Committee FAX their daily talking points directly to me, thus completely eliminating the middle-man.

Yours,

OregonMuse
Oregon

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