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February 03, 2017

Conspiracy! Robert Reicshhhh Edition

Last night on CNN!!, that adorable gnome Richard Reich, in the manipulative manner that the Left is so fond of, accuses Berkeley rioters of being some sort of Breitbart paramilitary ninjas or something.

“I wouldn’t bet against it,” Reich said. “I saw these people. They all looked very– almost paramilitary. They were not from the campus. I don’t want to say factually, but I’ve heard there was some relationship here between these people and the right-wing movement that is affiliated with Breitbart News.”

I think that calls for a conspiracy thread.

I have heard it said, from many reputable sources, that Robert Reich is part of a super secret society whose sole purpose is to "accidentally" head-butt normal-sized men in the testicles with enough regularity to change the course of evolution.

They call themselves "Gesellschaft zur Förderung der Untermenschen". Their kryptonite is bowling alleys and roller coasters.

UPDATE: Courtesy of Zombie, just look at all those PBJ's destroying Berkeley on their super-secret false flag mission! (credit to Deplorable Male Logic for that acronym.)


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