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Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread 01-14-2017Harry Potter and the Passed Pawn Good afternoon morons and moronettes, and welcome to the Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread, the only AoSHQ thread with content specifically for all of us chess nerds who pay homage in the temple of Caïssa, goddess of the chessboard. And, for those of you who aren't nerdly enough for chess, you can use this thread to talk about checkers, or other games, or politics, or whatever you wish, only please try to keep it civil. Nobody wants to get into a Black Friday brawl on a Saturday afternoon. Because, after all, it's not Black Friday.
Hint: White can win material 8/p1n5/1p3k2/2p2B2/8/2P2R2/Pr5r/2R3K1 w - - 0 1 Problem 2 - White To Play (81) Hint: White mates in 5 2rqnrk1/pp3ppp/1b1p4/3p2Q1/2n1P3/3B1P2/PB2NP1P/R5RK w - - 0 1
When Tolkien wrote his "Lord of the Rings" novels, he, of course, invented a number of different languages for the peoples who inhabited the world he had created. One of the exceptions is the language of Rohan. Here, Tolkien just used an obscure dialect of old English, which was good enough for his purposes. We see something similar going on in the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Harry is shown playing chess using odd, funky pieces that look just like the kind of pieces you'd think you'd find in an academy of magic. But, those red and white pieces weren't invented for this movie. They're actually replicas of the famed Isle of Lewis chess pieces, which were originally carved from walrus ivory in the 12th century. The original set was discovered on the Isle of Lewis in the Outer Hebrides of Scotland by a local shepherd in 1831 [when] the sea carried away a sandbank...uncovering a mysterious building that had been buried under the sand. A peasant working nearby found what he concluded to be a collection of Elves and Gnomes...He sold them to a local collector who realized they were chessmen. There were 78 pieces in all belonging to eight or more sets; 67 are now in the British Museum and the rest in the National Museum, Edinburgh. Experts are unanimous in regarding them as the most astonishing collection of ancient chessmen in existence. Here are some of the actual Isle of Lewis pieces as displayed in the British Museum: The photo, which you can click on for a larger version, was sent to me by CBD, who apparently had to flee the country for reasons he did not reveal -- although I suspect some ill-advised sports betting might have been involved. So he paid a visit to the British Museum, probably to establish an alibi, and snapped a few pics. Thanks, CBD, and if Vinnie comes around, I'll swear I never saw you. A number of different replica sets are readily available. The House of Staunton sells a replica set that looks enough like the photo that I suspect it might be the one they actually used.
Hint: Mate in 2 1rb1r1k1/2q1pp1p/p2p2pB/2pP4/1pP2Q2/1P1n4/P4PPP/2R1R1K1 w - - 0 1 Problem 4 - White To Play (BWTC 190) OK, here's one that will prove to be quite challenging. What's best for White? Hint: White can mate, but it's 8 moves out r2q1r1k/pppbNppp/3p1P1n/2b1n1NQ/4P3/1B5P/PPP3P1/R1B2R1K w - - 0 1
It is Black's move. Can he force a stalemate or a draw by some other means? Show your work. 5K1k/7p/6p1/6P1/7P/8/8/8 b - - 0 1 ___________ Solutions Update Problem 1 - White To Play 8/p1n5/1p3k2/2p2B2/8/2P2R2/Pr5r/2R3K1 w - - 0 1 Establishing a rook on your opponents 2nd rank is a good thing. Putting a second rook there is, in most cases, decisive. But in this position, White can use a discovered check to cut off the defense of the rook near his king: 1.Bc2+! Ke7 Black has no choice 2.Kxh2 And now White should win.
2rqnrk1/pp3ppp/1b1p4/3p2Q1/2n1P3/3B1P2/PB2NP1P/R5RK w - - 0 1 You can almost guess how this is going to go, what with 3 white pieces bearing down on the g7 pawn and all. But there is a bit of a hazard getting there. 1.Qxg7+! Of course. 1...Nxg7 And now, the hazard. If you were White, you might be tempted to play 3.Rg5+? Because discovered checks are tactically useful, most of the time. But not this time. 3...Nxb2! Oops. Forgot about that knight, didn't you? So 3.Rg5 is a mistake. Also bad is 3.Rag1 because of, get this, 3...Nxb2. Instead, you should play 3.Rg8+! Kxg8 Don't worry, you have another rook available. 4.Rg1+ Qg5
1rb1r1k1/2q1pp1p/p2p2pB/2pP4/1pP2Q2/1P1n4/P4PPP/2R1R1K1 w - - 0 1 1.Qf6! This places Black firmly on the horns of a dilemma. If he takes the queen with 1...exf6 then 2.Rxe8#. But any other move by Black results in 2.Qg7#.
OK, here's one that will prove to be quite challenging. What's best for White? r2q1r1k/pppbNppp/3p1P1n/2b1n1NQ/4P3/1B5P/PPP3P1/R1B2R1K w - - 0 1 I futzed around with this problem for about an hour, with no success. Finally, I said the heck with it and set it up in my chess app. I felt bad for cheating, but on the other hand, the app's analysis told me I was actually on the right track. But I lost my way. 1.fxg7+ Kxg7 I had managed to get this far. Yay me. But then 4.Rf6 The threat here is 5.Rh6#. And this is the move I didn't see. I kept trying to continue the attack with checking moves such as 4.g4+ and 4.Nf4+, but the Black king kept slipping through my hands like a greased pig, and I eventually ran out of checks. But with White's rook now in play, all Black can do is throw pieces in the way to delay the mate: 4...Be3 There's also a mate in 10 that I completely did not see. I suspect not many of you saw it, either: 1.Nxh7 Qxe7 Told you it was challenging.
5K1k/7p/6p1/6P1/7P/8/8/8 b - - 0 1 Black can't escape. He can either move 1...h6 or 1...h5: 1...h5 Ignoring the 'h' file pawns, this is a classic won position for White. Black has to move his king to either f8 or g8, and whichever one he chooses, White will take control of the queening square at g8. So: 4...Kf8 or 4...Kh8 So let's look at Black's other first move: 1...h6 Again, Black has two moves, either 3...gxh5 or 3...hxg5. The first one is the easy one: 3...gxh5 or: 3...hxg5 Hope to see you all next week!
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