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The Morning Report 1/13/17

Good morning, kids. Friday the 13th is here, and it's actually triskaidekaphobia. Anyway, as has been typical of every outrage over the past eight years, you just get numb to it. Prez'dnt Egomaniac has ended a policy to help save Cubans fleeing their island gulag and siding with the totalitarian regime. Quelle surprise, I know. Anyway, don't walk under any ladders, break any mirrors or invoke Satan, at least not any more than usual. And kudos to Mindful Webworker for his wicked photoshop skills on the final countdown. Have a better one and remain blessed.

• Obama Stabs Cuban People in the Back: Ends Longstanding "Wet-Foot-Dry-Foot" Cuban Refugee Policy
  
• Cigar Store Injun Uses Carson Hearing to Assail Trump, Fails Miserably
  
• Sessions Hearings Show How Democrats May Get Steamrolled with Trump SCOTUS Picks
  
• Sessions On Wise-Ass Latina: "Post-Modern, Relativistic, Secular Mindset. . . Contrary To The Founding of Our Republic"
  
• Rudy Tapped by Trump as Cyber Defense Honcho
  
• Pompeo Shines; Pimp-Slaps Kamala Harris Inane Question About Climate Change
  
• Claude Rains Shocked Face Dept.: Police Charge Black Teen for Fake KKK Twitter Threat
  
• What the Hell is Dondi Doing?
  
• At Least This One's Honest: Left-Wing Psycho Openly Vows Violence at Inauguration
  
• Dog-Eater's Dog Bites Babe
  
• Deconstructing Roe v. Wade

UPDATE: V the K's Thoughtful Piece on McStains and Dondi vs Trump and Ted at Ricochet