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January 07, 2017

Saturday ONT

Ten Items. Or so.

10. In Texas, police arrested a man with cocaine hidden under his flab apron. This was an aha! moment for me. I usually just hide fried chicken in mine. But now it seems like a better place to hide those vials of tiny hallucinogenic toads.

Duh, because chicken is not illegal! I can just carry that in a bag or something, right out in the open, right? Hah! Man, this just proves how reading is so good for us.

9. Country boy goes to Bahamas, craps a live snake. Amazing. That's talent. He needs to think about a new career.

8. Hipsters pollute and trivialize everything they fucking touch, because they suck.

7. Obama's Legacy is Bullshit. The press is twisting statistics into knots, trying to make it look like our economy is going great because of Obama's policies.

But you and I remember what an expanding economy looked and felt like, right? Right. So do the majority of Americans, who are older than most reporters. This ain't it. And that's how you got Trump, dear media.


Photography trick: Take the cute picture before the boiling water goes in. A lesson learned the hard way!

5. Those conspiracy theories from a few years back, saying that the Russians were behind anti-fracking campaigns. Um, possibly true.

4. Do you remember all the lefties who went crying to their shrinks after Bush won his reelection in 2004? Welp, it's happening again.

Lefties, this is what happens when you take politics- which is just one small aspect of life (or should be) - and make it a comprehensive religion ruling all aspects of your existence, including rituals (like recycling, which is bullshit and does nothing) and core philosophical values (like that all human economic activity destroys the Earth, which is a false notion that causes unending harm to innocent people).

This is a mentally unhealthy state of affairs. I just hope they can use reality to reorient themselves, the way many of us former liberals did as we grew up.


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2. Build the wall. Workers who we want can still get in legally. But these assholes need to stay home and be dealt with there.

A Mexican man accused of raping a 13-year-old girl on a Greyhound bus that traveled through Kansas had been deported 10 times and voluntarily removed from the U.S. another nine times since 2003, records obtained by The Associated Press show.

Thanks to longtime Moron Stumbo.

1. I left Twitter a while back because they were using shady tricks to stifle rightwing commentary. I rejoined because it's now Trumpville. Which is hilarious and delicious.

Bonus pic: The sort of thing that never ever happened to me as a child.

Dang. Spoiled brat. *sniffle*

Have a wonderful weekend, Horde. Enjoy the snow if you can.

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