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January 07, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

It's a New Year. And yet, the weird news continues to keep on keeping on. Grab a beverage and peruse.

Here are a few items that didn't get quite the attention they needed here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Facebook, at times a Cop's best friend.
Don't check my apartment until I get back with my munchies. Dude!
When the State has no plan for them, things happen.
I thought you called the Cops. No, I thought you called the Cops.
.22 pistol and a pitchfork. Some assembly required.
Dirty Johnny, if you take a shower you can have a beer. In the shower.
A Moron workout.
Good news, you're done working for the day. Bad news, you can't get into your home.

As always, put the lid down/up, no running with sharp objects and play nice with one another. After all, it is an open thread.

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