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Wednesday Night ONT: Up All Night EditionGood evening, and welcome to tonight's ONT. How goes things with all of the fine 'Ettes and 'Rons of the horde (for the Horde!)? How shall we start? I know, how about a dose of Florida Man? Look around you. See those Morons who are nodding sagely? Stay away from those people at parties. Troll Level: Master Griller
INSTEAD OF EXPELLING AMERICANS PUTIN INVITES THEM AND THEIR KIDS TO A PARTY I have no love for Putin, he's a dangerous, evil dictator, but the way he casually bats around the incompetent in the White House is something to behold. Cats with mice look at him and say “Damn!” And the winner is: Wendy's!
Racism Excellent Op-Ed by a lady who lives in the West Bank. You are the racist, actually, not me When I am castigated for supporting the annexation of land that some of you wrongfully identify as “occupied” (it’s disputed, not occupied, based on International Law; look it up.), you are telling me that Palestinians, whose current situation is far far less than ideal and is causing anger and sadness and needs improvement, all want to live under an oppressive, dictatorial, thug-like regime that embezzles, doesn’t provide girls with proper education, trains in hate, and has no democracy, because it is comprised of Palestinians. (Picking leaders by ethnicity? How racist of you!) You are telling me that “they” desire this over living in 100% freedom and democracy in a “Jewish” state that has Arab/Muslim religious rights, education, healthcare, and the ability to make change legally and effectively through serving in the government. And if you aren’t telling me what they want, you are telling me that you know that this is what is best for them. That this is the best alternative of those that are out there waiting for them. It is most definitely the alternative that John Kerry just laid out. You are telling me what they want, what they prefer…. Or at least that you know, sitting over there in Massachusetts and California (and Herzliya) what they SHOULD want. What’s best for them. You are taking your Western ideals and assumptions and choices and imposing them on people here without a true understanding of peoplehood, of the history. You are swallowing political rhetoric about a group of people – about them, and about me. And that is your prejudice — your racism. There's more, you should read it all, particularly in light of the news that the GOP is considering getting squishy on standing up for Israel. Again. Related: How Well Do You Know Jewish Slang (Quiz). I got 10 out of 10, and I'm about as far from being Jewish as bacon wrapped oysters smothered in cheese is from being kosher. Goy vey! Like A Boss Wait for it.
Why I Don't Have A Fully Internet Integrated House Not only are police seeking the authority to use data from devices like Alexis or Echo as evidence against accused criminals, but, well...Just listen:
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A bomber pilot. You know what that takes? That takes brass balls. And finally, Air Force cadets stunned to learn that the janitor at their barracks won the Medal of Honor. Lots of good leadership lessons to be found. More on the story of Bill Crawford here. I am humbled to be a citizen of a country that produces men like this. (H/t @DMC_72)
Daniel Hannan writes of The glad tidings we refuse to believe. And he's right. We as humans focus on the negatives, but as CATO reminds us, a new year is the perfect Time to Celebrate Human Progress. Amazing
We're a young country. Amazing that photographs exist of people who participated in our founding. Even more amazing: Apparently, the First Doctor fought on our side. Inspiring
The bullet that ripped a hole in Damion Cooper's chest left him bitter and angry. He spent more than four years raging against society. He questioned his faith in God. Follow the link to see how the story ends. The Canadians Are Coming!
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Big Nature Energy Cafe Quack Hats You're Not Going to Believe This, But Kamala Harris Lied Many Times Last Night and the Diligent "Fact"-Checking "Moderators" of the Disney Groomer News Network Allowed Her to Do So Reuters Panel of 10 Undecided Voters Agree That Kamala Harris Won the Debate. Six out of the Ten Say They're Now Voting for Trump. Chris Rufo: Biden is Spending Billions, Under the Radar, to Take Over Apartment Buildings and Stuff Them Full of His Endless Stream of Foreign Invaders NY Times: Undecided Voters Aren't Sure Who Won the Debate House Report: Andrew Cuomo's Aides Knew He Was Consigning the Elderly to Death When He Filled the Nursing Homes with Covid Patients The Federalist: You're Not Going to Believe This, But the Corrupt Marxist Media Is Lying to You When They Claim Reports of Haitians Slaughtering Geese and Ducks Has Been "Debunked" Wednesday Morning Rant Search
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