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January 02, 2017

The Morning Report 1/2/17

Good morning, kids. Hope you all had a great New Year's celebration, although many if not all of you might still have today off. Used to be you went back to work on Monday if the new year fell on a Sunday so this is progress. Wifey and I went to see "Rogue One" and I must say, I was pleasantly surprised. I give it a solid B. At any rate, the rage stroke continues with the Obama/Kerry pogrom. I better not say any more on that subject, so have a better one and remain blessed.

Go Long on Zyklon-B: Obama/Kerry to Impose 1967 Borders on Israel at Upcoming UN Paris Conference
ISIS Claims Responsibility for New Year's Terror Attack on Istanbul Nightclub
Delaware Man's Cellphone Stops Bullet That Would've Made Him Victim #40
ISIS Feared to Have Mass Attack Chemical Weapons Capacity
No-Dong vs The Schlong? NORKS to Test Latest ICBM
Good! PA GOP Rep Moves to Stop College "Sanctuary Campus" Movement
Brazille Wants Trump to Find "Common Ground" with Dems, OR "We Got Our Ass Kicked"
The Trump/Brexit Effect Bubbling Under In . . . China???
Plump Crooner Impersonates Godzilla Movie During New Year's Performance
This Is CNN! Don Lemon Turns Dipsomaniac During New Year's Broadcast, Gets Mic Cut Off
Thomas Friedman Weighs In on Bibi and Trump, OR Self-Hating Jew Smears Feces on Himself

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