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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/1/17) Happy New Year EditionHappy New Year Morons!!! Did you survive last night and this morning? So, you were out drinking. What were you drinking? Valu-Rite? Beer? Wine? Champagne? Maybe you had MONKEY GLAND? Or HOT INVALID PUNCH? 10 disgusting classic cocktail names. Drink up.
March 1934: Forty-year-old Mabel Wolf of Brooklyn showed up at Kings County Hospital complaining of acute stomach pain and a loss of appetite. An x-ray revealed the presence of a large clump of metallic objects in her stomach. In a subsequent hour-long operation, surgeons removed 1,203 pieces of hardware from her stomach. The objects weighed a total of one pound, three ounces. Amazingly, they hadn't done her any serious harm. The Dave Barry year in review. In the future, Americans — assuming there are any left — will look back at 2016 and remark: “What the HELL?”h/t bluebell
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In a speech delivered Wednesday, that was supposed to be the pièce de résistance for one of the dumbest men to take up space in the political class, John Forbes Kerry declared himself an anti-Semite. He was not that polite about either. If he had simply said, “I hate Jews” that would be better than what he actually said. Specifically he said, “Israel can either be Jewish or democratic, but it cannot be both.” In other words, he hates the very concept of Judaism, not just a particular manifestation of it.
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So, good luck California! Unless you can come up with some kind of technological innovations in electricity delivery that no one has thought of yet, if you really want to get to 60% reductions in carbon emissions you are likely to face electricity bills at least three to five times what others in the U.S. face. And maybe ten times! But you can console yourselves that you have made world temperatures 0.0045 deg C cooler than they would have been by 2100.
The EPA wants Alaskans to stop burning wood. The problem is, there’s no replacement for wood-burning stoves in Alaska’s interior. Heating oil is too expensive for a lot of people, and natural gas isn’t available. So they’ve got to burn something. The average low temperature in Fairbanks in December is 13 degrees below zero. In January, it’s 17 below. During the coldest days of winter, the high temperature averages -2 degrees, and it can get as cold as -60. This is not a place where you play games with the cold. If you don’t keep the fire lit, you die. For people of modest means, and especially for the poor, that means you burn wood in a stove—and you keep that fire lit around the clock.
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