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December 31, 2016

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

Good morning Horde. Wow, it's Saturday already and the last day of 2016. The Weird News Dump Staff wishes you a great weekend and even a better New Year.

So what happened recently that didn't get attention here at the HQ? Lets take a look.

Little kids rejoice. Vegans pout. There is no broccoli.
Here at AoSHQ pants are optional. Air flights they should be mandatory.
Ice, snow, maple syrup. What won't the Canadians do?
Silly kids, what will they come up with next?
Feeling stressed? Try getting wrapped up.
~~When monkeys fly.~~ OK, that is weird.
So where do you recycle the blowup dolls?
You had one job to do
And finally, today's Genius Award Winner. Fir the love of Pete. Muldoon away.
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing you Morons will run with it.

Repeat after me. No running with sharp objects. I will play nice with others. Thank you for stopping by and enjoy the open thread.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:10 AM

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Silly kids, what will they come up with next? Feeling stressed? Try getting wrapped up. ~~When monkeys fly.~~ OK, that is weird. So where do you recycle the blowup dolls? You had one job to do And finally, today's Genius Award Winner. Fir the love of Pete. Muldoon away. I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing you Morons will run with it. Repeat after me. No running with sharp objects. I will play nice with others. 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