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Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread 12-31-2016Michael Cheval
Hint: White Wins Material 1r1r4/3n1qkp/5pp1/1BR5/1P6/6QP/6P1/4R2K w - - 0 1 Chess Nuts (h/t ibguy)
Hint: Black mates in 2 1k5r/pp3N2/2p5/2b1q3/1r2n1pB/8/PPQ3PP/R4R1K b - - 0 1
Believe it or not, there is such a thing. I have idea why it's called chess pie, but with 2 cups of sugar combined with a tablespoon of vinegar, that seems pretty odd. The recipe looks kind of like a key lime pie without the key lime: Ingredients 1/2 cup butter
Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F. In a large bowl, mix the butter, sugar and vanilla together. Mix in the eggs, then [hand] stir in the cornmeal, evaporated milk and vinegar until smooth. Bake for 10 minutes in the preheated oven, then reduce heat to 300 degrees F for 40 minutes. Let cool. Cut and top servings with whipped cream or alamode (h/t nobility.org)
This problem contains 5 distinct paths to checkmate. Find them all. rb3r2/1p2qB1p/p5pk/6Nb/1P3pPQ/P3P3/1B5P/R5K1 w - - 0 1
This one's a bit harder. Hint: White can force checkmate in 7 moves or less rn1k1r2/pp2R3/2pP1pqp/6p1/2BQ4/2P1B3/PP4P1/6K1 w - - 0 1
It's White to move. Black is at a material disadvantage. What is his game plan to keep White from winning, and can he succeed? 8/2k2K2/4PB2/8/1b6/8/8/8 w - - 0 1
What is the best line of play for White? This is a tough problem for zombie, our resident master. Let's see what he can do with it. I'll post the solution with the others in an hour or two, even though I don't understand it well enough to comment on it. 1k6/1p1q4/1Pp5/p1Pp4/P2Pp1p1/2R1PpPp/2K2P1P/8 w - - 0 1
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1r1r4/3n1qkp/5pp1/1BR5/1P6/6QP/6P1/4R2K w - - 0 1 1.Bxd7! And now, Black will lose the exchange no matter what: 1...Rxd7 It's either that or 1...Qxd7 Black is down a rook in either case.
1k5r/pp3N2/2p5/2b1q3/1r2n1pB/8/PPQ3PP/R4R1K b - - 0 1 A simple, forced win for Black: 1...Qxh2+! Easy-peasy.
rb3r2/1p2qB1p/p5pk/6Nb/1P3pPQ/P3P3/1B5P/R5K1 w - - 0 1 It suddenly occured to me that there may be more than 5 paths. If you've found more, congratulations. All of the mates start with the same first move: 1.Ne6! Threatens g5+ and mate next move. Another thread is Qxe7. There are a number of plausible Black responses. The obvious one is 1...Qxh4, but then 2.Bg7# So that's one path. Black can also try 1...Qxe6, to which White will finish him with 2.g5# That's two. If Black moves 1...g5 to prevent White playing g5+, White can instead play either 2.Bg7# or 2.Qxh5# That's three and four. Lastly 1...Rxf7 This is the variation chosen by my chess app. If prevents Bg7#, but White has other resources. And that's the fifth path.
rn1k1r2/pp2R3/2pP1pqp/6p1/2BQ4/2P1B3/PP4P1/6K1 w - - 0 1 1. Qb6+! axb6 Pretty much forced. Black has no place to run: 1...Kc8 2.Qc7# 2.Bxb6+ Kc8 Again, forced. Not 5...Kd7 6.Rd8# But blocking with the queen only delays the inevitable. 6.Rxe8+ Kd7
8/2k2K2/4PB2/8/1b6/8/8/8 w - - 0 1 So, the best hope for Black is a draw. If he can somehow snap up that pawn, that's a draw. As a matter of fact, he doesn't even have to win the pawn outright. He can also swap his bishop for the pawn, and that's good enough for a draw. But, can he do it? Answer: no, he can't. White is well aware of this strategy, and is able to circumvent it. 1.Be7 White wants to force the black bishop away from the e7 square so he can advance the pawn. 1...Ba3 (or Bd2 are Bd1 the same) 2.Bd8+! White has now cleared the way for the pawn to advance. His bishop is expendable. 2...Kxd8 And the material advantage is enough for White to win.
1k6/1p1q4/1Pp5/p1Pp4/P2Pp1p1/2R1PpPp/2K2P1P/8 w - - 0 1 Black has a clear and ostensibly deadly plan: ... Kb8-c8-d8, followed by the lethal maneuver ... Qc8-a8-a6-f1. But White has an incredible way to set up a fortress: 1.Kd2 Kc8 The point: White banishes his rook to the corner to be "stalemated". 3...Qc8 An unbelievable position: Black’s queen cannot stay on the a6-f1 diagonal due to stalemate, but there are no other ways to penetrate. See you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and past it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. | Recent Comments
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