Thursday Overnight Open Thread (12/22/16) Friday Eve Edition | Main | Mid-Morning Open Thread
December 23, 2016

The Morning Report 12/23/16

Dead.jpg

Good morning, kids. Breaking news is that the subhuman cancer who perpetrated the Berlin Christmas market massacre was given the civilization relief-shot early this morning in Milan. Meanwhile, another plot was foiled in Germany while our own SCOAMF, in a bid to slap at Trump, has ordered the DHS to cancel the visitor registry from Muslim countries. And what a great example of your tax dollars at work; the DHS, in a bid for community outreach, has apparently given Somalis private tours of high security areas at major US airports. Dear Lord, January 20th cannot get here soon enough. Have a better one and remain blessed.


digg this
posted by J.J. Sefton at 06:46 AM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Pam: "Watch Joe DiGenova in this YouTube video entitled ..."

Max BOOThole: "Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 11:00 AM ..."

bluebell: "https://tinyurl.com/y79s7j4h It's not a long r ..."

JackStraw: ">>Smoke and mirrors, unless they indict Cain for w ..."

Max BOOThole: "Posted by: CN at December 11, 2018 10:56 AM (U7k5w ..."

Yes: "Maybe Trump should fund the Great Wall himself or ..."

CN: "433: Smoke and mirrors, unless they indict Cain fo ..."

Roger Smeeth: "> the scammer who calls you & tells you he is from ..."

AlaBAMA: "The media does see themselves as the resistance. H ..."

Adirondack Patriot: "Acosta now knows that he will lose his job if he p ..."

The Rest of the WH Press Corps: ">>>Is it just me or has Acosta been silen ..."

Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing: "[I]Hey fappers. Up to my eyeballs today. Good thin ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64