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Good morning, kids. Breaking news is that the subhuman cancer who perpetrated the Berlin Christmas market massacre was given the civilization relief-shot early this morning in Milan. Meanwhile, another plot was foiled in Germany while our own SCOAMF, in a bid to slap at Trump, has ordered the DHS to cancel the visitor registry from Muslim countries. And what a great example of your tax dollars at work; the DHS, in a bid for community outreach, has apparently given Somalis private tours of high security areas at major US airports. Dear Lord, January 20th cannot get here soon enough. Have a better one and remain blessed.
- **BERLIN CHRISTMAS MARKET TERRORIST KILLED IN SHOOTOUT**
- Two Brothers Arrested in Germany for Mall Attack Plot
- Conway On Ability to Do the Job: "I Don't Play Golf and I Don't Have a Mistress"
- Trump Seeks to Beef Up Nuke Arsenal
- Thank You SCOAMF, GOP: Iran Rushes to Arm Up to Its Teeth
- SCOAMF Orders DHS to Cancel Muslim Registry to Screw Trump, Endanger Americans
- DHS Gave Somali Muslims Private Tours of Major Airport Security Areas Because "Community Outreach"
- Rush: Story About GOP Delaying Obamacare Repeal Might Well Be Fake News
- What Will the Healthcare Landscape Look Like After Obamacare?
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This Is CNN: Thumb Chris Cillizza Says It's "Walking a Very Dangerous Line" to Ask Kavanaugh's Accuser When and Where This Assault Is Supposed to Have Taken Place
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