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December 23, 2016

The Morning Report 12/23/16

Good morning, kids. Breaking news is that the subhuman cancer who perpetrated the Berlin Christmas market massacre was given the civilization relief-shot early this morning in Milan. Meanwhile, another plot was foiled in Germany while our own SCOAMF, in a bid to slap at Trump, has ordered the DHS to cancel the visitor registry from Muslim countries. And what a great example of your tax dollars at work; the DHS, in a bid for community outreach, has apparently given Somalis private tours of high security areas at major US airports. Dear Lord, January 20th cannot get here soon enough. Have a better one and remain blessed.

**BERLIN CHRISTMAS MARKET TERRORIST KILLED IN SHOOTOUT**
Two Brothers Arrested in Germany for Mall Attack Plot
Conway On Ability to Do the Job: "I Don't Play Golf and I Don't Have a Mistress"
Trump Seeks to Beef Up Nuke Arsenal
Thank You SCOAMF, GOP: Iran Rushes to Arm Up to Its Teeth
SCOAMF Orders DHS to Cancel Muslim Registry to Screw Trump, Endanger Americans
DHS Gave Somali Muslims Private Tours of Major Airport Security Areas Because "Community Outreach"
Rush: Story About GOP Delaying Obamacare Repeal Might Well Be Fake News
What Will the Healthcare Landscape Look Like After Obamacare?
Pico de Gall: Luiz Guttierez Paid Wife $100,000 in Campaign Funds
Trump Gets Boeing to Cut Air Force One Costs

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