Good morning, kids. Breaking news is that the subhuman cancer who perpetrated the Berlin Christmas market massacre was given the civilization relief-shot early this morning in Milan. Meanwhile, another plot was foiled in Germany while our own SCOAMF, in a bid to slap at Trump, has ordered the DHS to cancel the visitor registry from Muslim countries. And what a great example of your tax dollars at work; the DHS, in a bid for community outreach, has apparently given Somalis private tours of high security areas at major US airports. Dear Lord, January 20th cannot get here soon enough. Have a better one and remain blessed.