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December 19, 2016

Texas Casts 36 of Its 38 Electoral Votes for Trump, One to Ron Paul (RON PAUL!!!) and One for John Kasich (Asshole);
Trump Officially President Elect According to Electoral College

Finally.

That puts Trump's total at 304, and all of his states have completed their voting. At this point (5:35 pm ET), Hillary has lost four electors, with the possibility of losing more in California.

The left will have to find some other thing now to waste their time with, and ours, and wail like babies about.

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