Courtesy of commenter Bluebell, below the fold is a profoundly odd but vastly amusing take on the Mondegreen. Instead of a mishearing of the lyrics, this lunatic ran the lyrics through Google Translate SDL Translate*, into various languages, then back into English.
And Open Thread...of course.
*Correction and "Neener neener" courtesy of Anon Y. Mous, who was, coincidentally, just banned.