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December 17, 2016

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

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Wow, December is over half over with. What do you have for plans today? If curling up in the fetal position is on your agenda, this is the place.


A few news items that didn't get their due here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Enjoy these stories or something else that you might have on your mind. After all it is an open thread. You know the rules, no running with sharp objects and play nice with others.

Have a great weekend.

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