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December 17, 2016

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

Wow, December is over half over with. What do you have for plans today? If curling up in the fetal position is on your agenda, this is the place.

A few news items that didn't get their due here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Inflation. Lucy only charged a nickle.
Fake News? Or just a clumsy oaf?
~~Christmas~~ Beer Tree
Beer tree too manly? Try this.
Oh hell no!!!! A whip cream shortage?
My that's a big cock you have there.
What's wrong with this picture?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
Armed & Dangerous

Enjoy these stories or something else that you might have on your mind. After all it is an open thread. You know the rules, no running with sharp objects and play nice with others.

Have a great weekend.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:24 AM

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