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December 08, 2016

The Morning Report 12/8/16

Good morning, kids. Thursday greetings from Hymietown, USA. Of note today is the brilliant pick of Scott Pruitt to head the EPA. And I hope that to "head" an agency means to utterly neutralize it from within. Other than that, the Michigan recount was halted and Trump cannot be stopped by Stein, aka the Clintons. But the campaign to question his legitimacy and his agenda is just getting started. That's about it, so have a better one and remain blessed.

Admiral Trolls Kaepernick During Pearl Harbor Memorial Speech
Of 85,000 "Refugees" Admitted In by SCOAMF, Less Than 10 Settled in D.C.
Eat the Watermelons From Within: Trump's EPA Pick is Pro-Oil, Anti-AGW
Pro-Tip for PE Trump: S*it Like This Is What Makes US Companies Go South, Literally
Judge Halts Michigan Recount As the Delegitimize Trump Boogie Continues . . .
. . . Elijah "Dick" Cummings Calls for Bi-Partisan Investigation Into Alleged Russian Hack of Elections
Harumph of the Shrill: Tubby Riefenstahl Calls for "Disruption" of Presidential Inauguration
Spayd Gets Spayed for Calling Spade a Spade
Sucker Alert: Brock Hits Up Funders to Create "Breitbart of the Left," aka Air America Redux
Uh Oh: Trump Softening Stance on "Dreamers?"

UPDATE: Click here for link to Michigan recount

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