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December 10, 2016

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

Happy Saturday!!! It took a while, but we got here. Sit back and enjoy a story or two.

Here are just a few things that didn't get the magnifying glass look here at the Ace of Spades.

Wish she would come around and whisper to the squirrels to leave.
Rosie O'Donnell has a new job.
A Canadian Moron? You be the judge.
What would you do with a boatload of money? Change your face?
Is this a little Cochran? Carrots everywhere even the darn chili?
Now she really does have time on her hands.
The perfect uncle
Slutty and self centered is no way to go through life

Have a great weekend. Enjoy the open thread, it's slippery so no running with sharp objects. Play nice.

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