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December 06, 2016

The Morning Report 12/6/16

Good morning, kids. Another Tuesday and another day Hillary Clinton will never be president. First up, courtesy of Weasel Zippers, and breaking is the FBI reporting a credible threat against an LA Metrorail station. Glad to see Allen West having a confab with Trump, as opposed to Gore. And there are already rumors swirling that Trump is going to abandon his immigration policy, although I will have to see that to believe it. I do fear and anticipate the GOP and Democrats working hard to sabotage it. Anyway, have a better one and remain blessed.

**FBI INVESTIGATING IMMINENT THREAT AT LA METRORAIL STATION**
ISIS Warns of Attack on Inauguration Day
Clean, Articulate Paste-Eater On 2020 Prexy Run: "Maybe"
Yes! Allen West Spotted at Trump Tower
Yes, Yes! Federal Court Delays SCOAMF Obamacare Appeal Until After the Inauguration
Yes, Yes, Yes! SEIU Texas Files for Bankruptcy After Major Court Loss
No! Durbin and Graham Want SCOAMF "Dreamer" EO To Become Law, and Is Trump Caving?
Trump Infrastructure Plan: Big Boon or Big Government Boondoggle?
Average Age of Democrat House Leadership is 76
Kerry Blames Jooz For Auschwitz
Lynched In the Womb: CDC Stats Show One Third of Abortions Are Black Babies

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