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December 01, 2016

Trump Picks "Mad Dog" Mattis for Secretary of Defense?

It's official, say many outlets.

But Trump spokesman Jason Miller says Trump hasn't made any decision yet.

Maybe Trump just wants the Carrier news to be the story of the day, and doesn't want to give the networks a chance to bury that story in favor of the Mattis one.

The Free Beacon has a list of Matthis' greatest quotes. Among them, the very famous (and rightly so): "Be polite. Be professional. And have a plan to kill everybody you meet."

Here are some I didn't know about, but which are inarguably awesome.

"The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot." (Business Insider)

"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all."
(San Diego Union Tribune)

"Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment (in American democracy) and kill every one of them until they're so sick of the killing that they leave us and our freedoms intact."

For the first time in my life as an American, I just had gay thoughts.

My dick just went out and did a Hate Crime.


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