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November 30, 2016

The Morning Report 11/30/16

Good morning, kids. First and foremost, prayers for the people of Tennessee. Stay safe and hope your lives get back to normalcy quickly. So, old and busted: Make America Great Again to new hotness: We Have to Pollute the Swamp to Drain the Swamp?? I mean, Elaine Chao and Steven Mnuchin? And then there's Romney and G-d help us Bob f**king Corker. Whatever Bannon, Priebus and Pence are thinking, the optics are, to be charitable, sub-optimal. But at least Alison Camerota is here to show us how utterly disgusting and unwatchable television is. Have a better one and remain blessed.

Wildfires Rage in Tennessee
Romney Dines with Trump
WTF?! Trump Taps McTurtle's WIFE to Head DOT, And . . .
. . . Former Goldman Sachs and Soros Fund Manager for Treasury Secretary
"Shocked! Shocked" That Their "Sweet Boy" Went Off the Rails
Maybe Alison Camerota Should Have a Clitoridectomy To REALLY Show Her Solidarity with Scared Muslims
Sen. Chris Coons, (D) Ickweed, Regrets Making Confirmation Process Easier
Is There a Word for "von Stauffenberg" in Arabic?
Barkly Bitten by Baltimore Baiters; Defended Police at Race Relations Town Hall

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