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November 18, 2016

White Hispanic Pyramid Accused of Concealing a Second Pyramid

In the spirit of the media, I've decided to just give everything the most negative spin possible.

A Mexican pyramid is smuggling a second secret pyramid, probably financed with Dark Money.

Scientists have found a second pyramid hidden deep within the Kukulkan pyramid at the Mayan ruins of Chichen Itza in Mexico.

Researchers announced the discovery Wednesday of a pyramid 10 meters tall (33 feet) inside two other structures that make up the pyramid also known as El Castillo, or the Castle.

...

Chichen Itza was founded about the sixth century, presumably by the Maya peoples of the Yucatán Peninsula.

Image of the substructure here.

Not to be a dick, but look, this is one of several not-terribly-interesting things:

1. The original inhabitants' own pyramid which the Mayans built over when they invaded.

2. An original pyramid of the Mayans, built over with a grander pyramid, because they were vain.

3. Some kind of substructure used as a platform for building out the actual pyramid -- like an interior stone scaffolding.

It might also contain:

4. Hillary's second secret server;

5. The list of Hillary's actual accomplishments;

6. Obama's missing biceps (bro -- do you even lift? Because seriously bro, if you even lift, why do I even have to ask if you even lift?);

7. A vault containing the only six Messenger Bags which are not technically purses because they were used to deliver heads and hearts and bro you know there's nothing gay about that

That said, there is another possibility.

Via AlextheChick.


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