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November 09, 2016

Election Night Overnight Open Thread (11/8/160 [Mis.Hum.]


Election results

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Tonight is the conclusion of a lengthy, contentious election season. Yes, it seems it has gone on forever. Most of us have had some type of disappointment tonight. It could have been nationally, on a state or local basis. Hell, it could have been all three. Our country still transfers governance peacefully.

We are Morons. We are the Horde. We have standards here. Piss and moan all you want. You can play arm chair quarterback and tell us how who won and lost and why.

Better yet stick to things that aren't pure 100% politics. But if you must talk politics and tonight's results remember this. We have rules.

And most of you know the rules. But if you don't they basically go like this.

Treat one another as you would like to be treated.
No name calling.
No personal attacks.
No threats of violence.
No wishful thoughts of violence.

The leash is short.

Let's have a good great ONT.

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