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Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread 11-05-2016 [OregonMuse]"On Saturday, I'm going to forget all about politics for a day and just hang out on the AoSHQ Saturday Chess Thread." Good afternoon morons and moronettes, and welcome to the Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread, the only AoSHQ thread with content specifically for all of us chess nerds who pay homage in the temple of Caïssa, goddess of the chessboard. And, for those of you who aren't nerdly enough for chess, you can use this thread to talk about checkers, or other games, or politics, or whatever you wish, only please try to keep it civil. Nobody wants to get into pie fight on a Saturday afternoon. Especially not on the weekend just before a big election.
Hint: White mates in 3 3r1k2/1p5p/pqn1Qpp1/5n2/8/5BP1/PP3P1P/4R1K1 w - - 0 1 Problem 2 - White To Play (312) Hint: White obtains a material advantage 3r2k1/p5pp/2PbRp2/3P4/8/1P4P1/P4P1P/6K1 w - - 0 1
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Hint: White mates in 5 moves 2rr3k/1b2bppP/p2p1n2/R7/3P4/1qB2P2/1P4Q1/1K5R w - - 0 1
OK, noobs, put on your thinking caps, because this one may take you awhile. Hint: White to play and mate in 10(!) 2qrr1n1/3b1kp1/2pBpn1p/1p2PP2/p2P4/1BP5/P3Q1PP/4RRK1 w - - 0 1
World Champion Magnus Carlsen will be defending his title against GM Sergey Karjakin starting this week. The first game will be this Friday, Nov. 11th. Karjakin qualified by winning the 2016 Candidates Tournament, 1/2 point ahead of American GM Hikaru Nakamura.
The match is intended to be 12 games; the first player to 6.5 points wins the match. In the event of a 6-6 tie, there will be a rapid and blitz playoff. The time control for the classical games is 100 minutes for the first 40 moves, 50 minutes for the next 20 moves, and 15 minutes for the rest of the games. There will be an additional 30 second increment per move starting from move one. Also, Agon, the company that holds the commercial rights to events in the world championship cycle, is the organizer of the match. It will be providing official coverage on its WorldChess website, which will include a live video stream with multiple camera angles, 360-degree VR, and expert commentary. All available on pay-per-view, as they say. The match is being held in New York City. The prize fund is 899,000 euros, which is approximately $1 million.
Your job is to demonstrate how White can win this endgame. 3k4/7R/3P4/4K3/6b1/8/8/8 w - - 0 1
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3r1k2/1p5p/pqn1Qpp1/5n2/8/5BP1/PP3P1P/4R1K1 w - - 0 1 The decision tree for this problem is just a thin branch. 1.Qxf6+ Kg8 There's no place else to go. 2.Bd5+ Rxd5 Again, forced. 3.Re8# Kaboom.
3r2k1/p5pp/2PbRp2/3P4/8/1P4P1/P4P1P/6K1 w - - 0 1 White's pawn is so far advanced that the Black bishop is a goner. 1.Rxd6! Rxd6 Inferior responses to this move are 2...Rc6 3.dxc6 Kf7 4.c8=Q and 2...Rd8 3.cxd8=Q+. In either case, White will quickly. Probably the best of a bad lot is: 2...Kf7 So Black is left with a rook vs. White's queen, but he did manage to eliminate the 2nd passed pawn. White should win, but it might take a while.
2rr3k/1b2bppP/p2p1n2/R7/3P4/1qB2P2/1P4Q1/1K5R w - - 0 1 1.Qxg7+! Kxg7 No other choice. 2.h8=Q+ Rxh8 If 2...Kg6 then 3.Qh6# 3.Rg5+ Kf8 And 5.Rhxg8# works just as well.
2qrr1n1/3b1kp1/2pBpn1p/1p2PP2/p2P4/1BP5/P3Q1PP/4RRK1 w - - 0 1 The good news is that even though the mate is a long ways off, relatively speaking, most of the moves are forced, so there's not much of a decision tree. 1.Qh5+ Nxh5 And here White has two options, but both lead to mate on move 10. The first option is 8.Rxf4+ Kh5 And the second: 8.g3+ Kh5 Or 9...Rxe6 10.Rh4#, either way, it's mate in 10. This is one of those positions that separate the masters from mere mortals. Because the decision tree is narrow, I believe that a master would be able to see the 10-move mate pretty much all in advance. In fact, in the old days, he would've announced the mate in 10, then played it out to the delight of the onlookers.
3k4/7R/3P4/4K3/6b1/8/8/8 w - - 0 1 White may be tempted to bait Black with 1.d7 Bxc7. And indeed, there are a number of trappy lines after White moves 2.Kd6. Black is in a tight spot, with mate threatened, or the loss of his piece: 2...Ke8 (or 2...Kc8) 2...Bb5 But Black can sidestep all of these pitfalls by responding to 1.d7? with 1...Kc7, refusing to allow his king to be hemmed in. There follows: 2.Kd5 Bxd7 ...and this KR v. KB endgame will most likely be drawn. So what is the best move for White? It is 1.Rh4! Now Black has to decide what to do with his bishop. He has 5 options; 1...Bd7 Let's take them in order. 1...Bd7 severely limits the movement (i.e. escape) of Black's king; 2.Rh8+ Be8 3...Kc8 1...Be2 is not much better: 2.Ke6 Bb5 To stave off checkmate. 3.Rh8+ Be8 4.d7 Kc7 Forced.
2.Ke6 Bc6 Again, forced. 5.dxe8=Q The fat lady is singing.
2.Rh8+ Kd7 White is, technically, down the exchange, but his pawn is about to queen, so the point is moot. 4.Ke6 Kd8
1...Bd1 But the best response is an immediate pawn push: 2.d7 Kxd7 Any other move, and White replies 3.Kd6 or 3.Ke6 3.Rd4+ Ha! Rook fork! White wins! Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and past it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. | Recent Comments
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