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November 01, 2016

Hillary Clinton Introduced By Gangster Moll and Accused Getaway Driver for a Murder Plot Alicia Machado, For Some Reason

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"I was scared of him," she said about Trump. "He made fun of me and I didn't know how to respond. He told me that I looked ugly, and I was massive. He even called me names: Miss Piggy, Miss Housekeeping. Soon it became a joke: 'Alicia Machado was the fat Miss Universe.' I was sick for years fighting eating disorders."

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