Overnight Open Thread (28 Oct 2016)

Well this is turning out to be quite the October for an election. I should've bought more popcorn. It's going to be fun watching all the MSM folks that supported Comey's decision these past few months now say he is a partisan hack. But seriously, I'd really be surprised if anything really happens to Clinton and this may have only come about because they were embarrassed to realize that the FBI had spent more time interviewing Brad Pitt than Hillary.

Election Quotes

Captures the essence of this shitfest known as Election 2016. Nothing of substance. What were this election's most memorable quotes? I think after today, they'll have to add some new ones to this list. Dickipedia. Erections have consequences. Schlonged. Many, many more on twitter.

Jury Decision

Jury awards more than $70M to woman in Johnson & Johnson baby powder cancer lawsuit. Seriously?

The Final Countdown

Ransom

Attorney General Lynch pleads Fifth on secret Iran 'ransom' payments. They can continue to hold to their idea that it wasn't ransom, but Iran knows what they were and they're angling for more. US troubled by reports of another US citizen jailed by Iran. This is what happens when you reward bad behavior.

Wisdom Teeth

Hmmm. Evidence is mounting that routine wisdom teeth removal is a waste of time.

Expensive Guns

Dog Brew

I can just see these getting mixed up during a party. Bottom Sniffer Beer: an herbal elixir that lets dogs safely enjoy a brew with their humans.

Of Course!

I always thought so. The 'close door' button on your elevator is a scam. Manufacturers reveal buttons make no difference.

Dog Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by this American pilot who single-handedly protected a bomber squadron against German planes:

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