The First Weiner: In 2008, Obama Showed Off, Flaunted, and Manspread his Erect Penis on the Campaign Plane. And the Female Press Corps "Oohed" and "Aahed" Like Teenaged Girls.

First of all, he knows he has an erection; every man knows when he has an erection.

If any woman is wondering, "Maybe men sometimes don't know when they have boners," no, we always do. Except when we're sleeping.

I don't know if women always know if their boobie-beanies are peaked and showing, but men always know when they've got wood.

And he's throwing up poses that just happen to highlight it.

Like Anthony Weiner did -- publicly broadcasting his bulge.

At least Weiner seemed to develop a flirty relationship (or more) with women before showing them the Member of the House.

Also note that the women of the press corps shriek for the Secret Service agent blocking their view of the Presidential Boner and giggle and coo about it.

I'll have thoughts later, but, like Obama, I need to get this up for you now.

posted by Ace at 01:45 PM

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