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September 30, 2016

The Morning Report 9/30/16 [J.J. Sefton]

HOT NEWS

Flashpoint in the Subcontinet: Indian Army Attacks Jihadis Inside Pakistan

Pakistan Threatens Nuclear Retaliation

We now resume our regularly scheduled post, already in progress:
What a horrible week (yeah, "ma-nish-tanah," right?). Well, at least it's Friday. Have a better one, at least until we lose the internet at the stroke of midnight. And speaking of Hebrew, L'shana Tovah to my fellow members-of-tribe in the Horde, and the rest of you gentle gentiles for a blessed and healthy 5777.

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