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September 20, 2016

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/20/16) [Mis. Hum.]


Quit your complaining, it could be all Yoko.


You're welcome.

Yes, Tuesday is groovy. Especially when it's Two-For Tuesday.

Two-For September 21st Hurricanes

September 21, 2005 – Hurricane Rita becomes the third most intense hurricane (dropped to 4th on October 19, 2005).

September 21, 1938 – The Great Hurricane of 1938 makes landfall on Long Island in New York. The death toll is estimated at 500-700 people.

(Thank you for playing along. Parting gifts are at the door.)

Two-For Tuesday California

California is addressing it's drinking water problems.

Leave it to the government to water artificial grass. Did we mention there is an ongoing drought?

Two-For Tuesday Intelligence Agencies

Money, espionage, babes, murder.

Inside the C.I.A.'s black sites.

Two-For Tuesday Drinking

How to be a kick butt drinker.

Judging levels of drunkenness depends on who you are with.

Two-For Tuesday Destinations

End of the world bars

Visiting Canada? Just remember 90% of its population is within 100 miles of the U.S. border.

Two-For Tuesday Internet Stories

Did you take your clothes off? Put away your damn camera.

Breitbart's Milo has pis$$ed the left off-again.

Two-For Tuesday Genius Awards

Your girlfriend is not a hood ornament.

Stupidity outweighs their hate. Thank God.

Two-For Tuesday Food & Drink

Mmmmm bacon. Did you ever wonder why it's packaged the way it is?

Ahhh beer foam explained.

Two-For Tuesday Government and Your Money

That's a whole lot of cash.

The New York City Police Department takes in millions of dollars in cash each year as evidence, often keeping the money through a procedure called civil forfeiture. But as New York City lawmakers pressed for greater transparency into how much was being seized and from whom, a department official claimed providing that information would be nearly impossible—because querying the 4-year old computer system that tracks evidence and property for the data would "lead to system crashes."

Is the government coming for your cash?

Two-For Tuesday Think-Tanks

New words recognized by Oxford English Dictionary.

Did anyone lose their job for Obama's prize?

Two-For Tuesday Travelers

Leave it to a Frenchie.

Which one of you Morons did this?

Not a Two-For but close enough. Wowie Zowie. Be part of the gang.

News tips, subway tokens and mismatched socks here. Other news aoshqont at g mail.

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