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September 14, 2016

Guy Asking Question of Chelsea Clinton (Who Really Ought to Be Helping Her Deathly Ill Mother Through Her Period of Crisis) but First Apologizes for Being a Man

Seems to me that he's apologizing for something for which there is absolutely no evidence for.

“Well, first off, I’d like to state that this is a great idea,” the questioner continued. “Sorry that the first person to get the mic is a man.”
“I do apologize for that. I do think it’s important to encourage women’s voices in every aspect of life.”

You know who's not sorry? The actual man providing this salad-boy's girlfriend with sexual release of the kind she's only read about in Harlequin romances.

Dear Sissies

When your girlfriends and wives wind up delivering babies that seem stronger and smarter than you -- You're welcome. Kid might even have fruitful employment one day.

posted by Ace at 12:54 PM

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