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September 14, 2016
Guy Asking Question of Chelsea Clinton (Who Really Ought to Be Helping Her Deathly Ill Mother Through Her Period of Crisis) but First Apologizes for Being a Man
Seems to me that he's apologizing for something for which there is absolutely no evidence for.
“Well, first off, I’d like to state that this is a great idea,” the questioner continued. “Sorry that the first person to get the mic is a man.”“I do apologize for that. I do think it’s important to encourage women’s voices in every aspect of life.”
You know who's not sorry? The actual man providing this salad-boy's girlfriend with sexual release of the kind she's only read about in Harlequin romances.
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