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September 12, 2016

Hillary Clinton, Resting After Bout of "Pneumonia," Cancels California Fundraising Trip

You have probably heard how absolutely unbearable California weather can be. Most assuredly, Hillary should not venture into any place where the temperature can climb into the "Danger Area" of the mid-seventies.

Hillary Clinton is suffering from pneumonia, the Democratic presidential candidate's personal doctor said on Sunday after she fell ill at a Sept. 11 memorial, an episode that renewed focus on her health less than two months before the election.

Clinton canceled a trip she was scheduled to take to California on Monday for fundraising and other campaign events, an aide said, declining to provide further details about her schedule for the week.

By the way, just five days after the hapless and ovoid Chris Cillizza demanded that all other media workers stop talking about Hillary's health, he's been forced to make a flabby retraction.


This guy puts it right out there: I'll say, literally, anything Hilary needs me to say.


This guy, who calls himself "World's leading expert in forensic pathology and forensic neuropathology," knows which way is up:


On the other hand, former Obama campaign manager David Axelrod took a shot at Hillary:


By the way, I have it on good authority that Hillary was just doing one of her famous "Yoga Routines." The routine in question is called "Downward Democrat."

Bill Clinton, 1996: "The public has the right to know the condition of the president's health." Agreed.


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