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June 16, 2016

Mizzou Embarrasses Itself Again

A degree from Mizzou is now worth eight buck.

An LGBT commemoration devolved into blame-throwing because too many white strudents chose to mourn Latino people.

Wait, what?

Let me steal an Adam Carolla joke he used to drop on obviously-unfit mothers:

If you are sending your kid to Mizzou, but want him to be educatedk take your child out oof the school immediately, strip him of his clothing, mask his mhuman scent by rubbing him with leaves, bark, and stool, and deposit him with a clan of badgers. He will get a better education running as a boyanimal with the badgers than he will at Missou.



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