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May 10, 2016

Overnight Open Thread 5/10/16 (Wonderful Edition) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]

Sometimes things go from wonderful to horrible in the blink of an eye. For example you could be driving an Oldsmobile, on a bridge and you pull a Ted Kennedy. Don't fret or panic. You can get yourself out of this mess without a neck brace.

You've worked hard all year and saved up your money for a wonderful vacation. So, you're minding your own business, playing tourist in some Third World shit-hole (or Oakland) and the natives think you're loaded (financially, not alcoholically). You find yourself kidnapped. They throw you in the trunk of a car. What would you do if you were thrown into the trunk of a car? Good question.

Maybe if you had paid better attention to your surroundings or honed up on your self defense skills. You wouldn't be stuck in that trunk.

It's wonderful to be handy. Sometimes it's better to be handy than skilled in self defense. If you are a MacGyver type you could build a Taser for self-protection.

So you survive your Chappaquiddick moment or your Taken experience. You realize that earth is a weird and wonderful place. This is your chance to test what you really know about life on this planet. No, there is no math involved.

What are some of the wonderful things in your life, cars, boats, firearms, pets, hobbies, kids? Yes, kids can be wonderful other than at tax time.

Looking for a wonderful way to save money? Have you considered becoming a DIYer. Just be careful or you won't be saving money.

We all thought it was a wonderful thing that Mao was launching. According to someone who wasn't interned or killed by that wonderful communist socialist Mao. This douche weasel has few regrets about his involvement. He should ask the 2,000 people killed during the autumn of 1966 in Beijing alone.

After 8 wonderful years PJ TV is shutting the doors. Bill Whittle's Afterburner Finale.

Speaking of wonderful, I hope that Maet is having a wonderful time in the Land of the Rising Sun. Here's hoping he comes back and shares a little culture with us, eh?

Good night Morons, considering the alternative, it really is a wonderful life.

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