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April 28, 2016

Economy Grows an Enormous Zero Point Five Percent In First Quater

I knew they wouldn't let the number fall below zero -- they would fight that. Because two quarters of negative growth in a row is a recession, and they absolutely will not permit that before Obama's Legacy Election.

So they're making sure that can't happen. Even if we go negative next quarter -- and we may well might -- we can't have an official recession as we go to the polls.

So here's your Green Shoots: zero point five. Half of a percent.

Just enough to not be negative, and that's all that matters.

Gateway Pundit says that Obama now belongs to a very exclusive club: he is the only president in history, since we've been measuring economic growth, to not see a single year of (just better than the rate of population expansion) 3% growth.

What a guy.

What a god.

All hail King Obama, first of his name, the FOTUS -- Failure of the United States.

Or even FUOTUS.


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