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April 28, 2016

Cruz: The Alliance With the Idiot Prick John Kasich Is Dead

Kasich needed Cruz to win Indiana as much as Cruz needed that -- both men's only hope relies on a contested convention, and a contested convention requires someone other than Trump to win Indiana.

But Kasich immediately repudiated their alliance and began making noises that he was competing there as hard as ever.

For some reason. Probably because he's a prick, and he's dumb, and has an ego more bloated than his stomach after all that disgusting eating.

Now Cruz acknowledges the reality of the situation: You can't trust the son of a federally-employed mailman to deliver anything.

Alliance is over.


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