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April 13, 2016

Hillary: That "Colored People Time" Sketch? Yeah, That Was All Bill DeBlasio's Sketch. Ask Him About It

She was just in the general vicinity when the unpleasantness occurred.

"She's fond of claiming that," emails Vince Foster.

So here's Granny Disasterpants getting out her blamethrower.

From Cosmopolitan, the Magazine About Orgasms:

Q: Some people have been upset by a racially charged joke that you and New York Mayor Bill de Blasio made over the weekend, especially in context of a recent altercation between Bill Clinton and Black Lives Matter supporters. Upon hearing the criticisms, do you think the joke was inappropriate or, as Mayor de Blasio said, are people "missing the point"?

Well, look, it was Mayor de Blasio's skit. He has addressed it, and I will really defer to him because it is something that hes already talked about.

You awful bitch.

What if Drudge became editor of Cosmopolitan? Come on, let's find out.

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