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April 13, 2016
The Drudge Headline Chat Thread
Anonosaurus Wrecks mentioned a Drudge parody I wrote and said, "Hey, you stole my seduction technique!"
In response, I wrote:
FREAK DICK THREATENS VAJ...
YOUR VAJ BRACES FOR IMPACT...
WHO WILL SURVIVE THE FUCKSTORM?
DEVELOPING...
As this is a rough political season, I thought it might be funny to communicate via Drudge Headlines. Not just seduction/sex stuff, but every day things -- the weather, planning to walk the dog, feeling like you need a map, wanting a taco.
So this is a chat thread. Except everything is Drudgified.
Anyway maybe give this a go and see if there's any juice in the joke?