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Overnight Open Thread (4-4-2016)During a speech in Argentina, President Obama downplayed the differences between capitalism and communism, claiming that they are just "intellectual arguments". Nursing has become a competitive, spectator sport. No longer is it about precious, bonding time with your infant, it's about endless photos for social media 'likes,' and a seemingly insatiable desire by some mums to make everyone privy to the fact their breasts are fit for purpose. Comment of the Day - Good Deed Edition So send flowers to your favorite porn star. It doesn't cost much, it feels good to do it, and those lovely ladies deserve a token of appreciation for their efforts. From a recent Ph.D dissertation in geography accepted by the University of California at Santa Barbara: Smart Cookies: The Gendered Spaces of Labor, Citizenship, and Nationalism in the Girl Scout Cookie Sale Why Hillary Got So Angry About the 'Fossil Fuel' Money Claims The reason the charge makes her angry is that she knows it's "sticky" - the kind of idea that goes viral. She had faced the same question a few times in previous weeks, all due to an article published by the radical group Greenpeace detailing $300,000 in donations to Clinton from people who work in the oil and gas industries. Related: Guess Who is Representing Hillary's Former Aides? Hint: Attention WI Morons: Decision Desk Needs Your Help Hack of Panamanian Law Firm Reveals Corruption, Hidden Offshore Bank Accounts of World Leaders Including $2 billion hidden away by Vladimir Putin alone along with secret accounts held by the former Prime Minister of Iraq Iyad Allawi, the King of Saudi Arabia, current President of Argentina Mauricio Macri, President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko, and Iceland's Prime Minister Sigmundur Davíð Gunnlaugsson. Belgian Police Ban Anti-Islam Protest, End Up Using Water Cannons on Muslim Protesters Related: Don't Worry Uncovered Ladies, It's Totally Safe in Molenbeek This IRS Fire Is Probably Just Unfortunate Timing Pointers for Tourists in Paris Cafés and Restaurants - First and most importantly, begin every conversation in Paris with a smile and a loud "bonjour". This will eradicate at least 50% of all known problems. In the evening it's "bonsoir" of course. Even if the other person doesn't say it, you should do so cheerily and it will show them that you are a well-meaning and self-confident person, and that kind of person usually has a good time in Paris. Meet The Ogre of Edinburgh University +3 on Raised Arm and Distressing Facial Expression attacks. The Man Who Killed Kitty Genovese Finally Dies in Prison On March 13, 1964 Winston Moseley, a twenty-nine-year-old computer punch-card operator, spotted Kitty Genovese driving home from work around 3 in the morning. He followed her in his car and then sexually assaulted and stabbed her after she had parked her car at the Kew Gardens train station. Initially scared off by a neighbor yelling at him to leave her alone after she started screaming, he eventually returned and dragged her into a vestibule where he eventually killed her. Everything else you've heard about the case is almost certainly wrong. A. M. 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