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April 09, 2016

Ace of Spades Pet Thread [Misanthropic Humanitarian]

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Ace isn't the only one who can review a movie. Grab a bowl of popcorn, the beverage of your choice and enjoy the world of animals.

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    Subject: Vet Care

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the birds chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, Im sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.

    The distressed woman wailed,
    Are you sure?

    Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead, replied
    the vet..

    How can you be so sure? she
    protested. I mean you havent done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or

    The vet rolled his eyes, turned
    around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later
    with a black Labrador Retriever. As the ducks owner looked on
    in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
    front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from
    top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and
    shook his head.

    The vet patted the dog on the
    head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he
    returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also
    delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on
    its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
    strolled out of the room.

    The vet looked at the
    woman and said, Im sorry, but as I said, this is most
    definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.

    The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
    produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

    The ducks owner, still in shock, took the bill. $150! she
    cried, $150 just to tell me my duck is dead!

    The vet shrugged, Im sorry. If you had just taken my word for it,
    the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the
    Cat Scan, its now $150.

    Before we meet the Pet Morons, we here at the Pet Thread would like to point out an observation we have made. Every week the horde submits photos of their pets. Many of the pets in these photos have passed away. It is amazing how many of these pets touched your lives and are still in your thoughts and hearts. The Pet Thread appreciates you sharing your photographs.

    Now, let's meet the Pet Morons

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    This is Roxy, German Shepherd Dog. Baldy inherited this fine dog from his father.

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    Bandersnatch has a cat named Cheeze-It. Looks more like Lap-Cat than a Cheeze-It. Thanks for sharing.

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    This little cutie has the following name, Captain Jasper Awesome Thunderbolt. This 4 year old cat belongs to Rev. Darkness. Per the Rev. the cat is a cool cat.

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    So it appears Rihar has lost the battle of keeping the dogs off the furniture. Carmen & Jackson look very much at home, don't they?

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    Jim in Virginia wanted to share this photo of Watson The Wonder Dog. Watson was a great pet per Jim. Unfortunately Watson passed away

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    So this is Mia the Beagle. Trish sent in this photo with the title, get this effing camera out of my face.

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    DHead submitted this beautiful photo of Sugar, a green cheek Mini-Macaw. He didn't provide too much information on this bird. Thanks for sharing DHead.

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    Notsothoreau submitted this photo of Jake her Springer Spaniel. He looks so well behaved. Wonderful photo, thanks.

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    A very fine looking cat with the name of Roscoe. Roscoe was adopted from a rescue shelter by Skookumchuk.

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    Meet Beryl Gray with his little Dalmatian puppy Lily. What an adorable puppy.

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    Roxxy, a sweet Lab, was dressed up this past Christmas. Red Dish is the Roxxy's decorator.

    Thank you for stopping by. Please remember we are trying our best to get the pet photo submissions up as quickly as we can. There has been an incredible amount of photos sent in. We appreciate your patience. If you would like to contact the Pet Thread you may at petmorons at the g mail dot com.

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