That was how my mother reacted when I tried to tell her things I thought funny, like 'Little Willie' jokes:
Willie took his sister Nell
And threw her down into the well
She's there now because it kilt her
Now we have to buy a filter.
Mom never really understood my sense of humor, and of course, her shocked-face reaction would make me laugh even harder, but if she got disgusted enough, she'd whop me a good one.
So perhaps it's best she's no longer around to see this. I'm watching this video over and over again, and even though it looks absolutely brutal, I can't stop laughing. Goalkeeper Scott Stirling is kind of like the 'Ow, My Balls' guy from Idiocracy, only with his face:
I have no idea how they filmed those PKs, particularly the ricochet. They look amazing.
I'll leave it to you morons to determine what, in this political season, this video is a good analogy of.