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Invasion of the Apple Snatchers Cafe
At Last Night's Rally, Trump Was Joined on the Stage By His Strongest Totally-Not-Gay Supporters
Quick Hits
Surprise: Defender of Normzzz and Protector of the Criminal FBI Pardons Terrorist Who Murdered Two FBI Agents
Quick Update on "Team DeLulu" Cope
Border Patrol Trucks Are En Route to the Southern Border
Elections Have Consequences: The TSA Official Who Put Tulsi Gabbard on the Terrorist Watch List Has Been Fired
The Inaugural Ceremonies, Continued
"A Revolution of Common Sense:" Trump's Inaugural Address
"For Americans, January 20, 2025 is Liberation Day."
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
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Overnight Open Thread (26 Mar 2016)
One would be naive to think that this is only going to happen in Europe. Raids uncover evidence of Europe-wide jihadist cell. Meanwhile, Obama reiterates his desire to admit 100,000 "refugees".
Ship Names
Yes, it's one of those stories again. Should we name a carrier the USS Barack Obama? My short answer? No. In fact, I'd like to do away with naming any ship after a politician. And why Obama? His foreign policy is in shambles. We're losing wars we either had won or should be winning and frankly, if you have Marines scrounging through museums for F-18 spare parts, you kinda don't deserve a ship named after you.
Earf Day
Now they want you to not drive your car on Earf Day. Guess I'll have to leave my car running all day long in addition to having every light on.
How To Make Your Own Mini Rocket
Healthy Lifestyle
Only 2.7% of US adults meet all four criteria for a healthy lifestyle. I think the moron lifestyle is better which is largely have something to drink, something to eat, don't wear pants, and fap when appropriate for exercise.
2016 Quadmire
Draft retired Marine General Mattis? Oh man, that would be pretty awesome.
Eviliver - The Last Of The Mohicans
One of you morons recommended this awesome cover. I forgot who though.
Antarctica
Think you can cross Antarctica?
Words We Don't Have
There are at least 216 foreign words for positive emotional states and concepts that we don't have in English.
College Students Today
Oh my God. Our youngins are a bunch of pussies. The University of Wisconsin-Madison to hire more counselors to help students cope with microaggressions.
Cat Video
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Jane D'oh: "Come on, Trump. An eager nation waits to see what ..."
nurse ratched, garbage: "Didn't one of MLK's daughters endorse Trump? ..."
Martini Farmer: "The majority of federal employees spend their time ..."
Diogenes: "Damn...was it that bad? Posted by: eleven at Janu ..."
Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment: "I pretty much stopped watching the inaugural stuff ..."
bluebell: "Sheesh. More blathering. ..."
Alberta Oil Peon: "I haven't been there, but there is a place in Flat ..."
Axeman: "Liberty Ball is best. Posted by: Boss Moss at Jan ..."
Invasion of the Apple Snatchers Cafe
At Last Night's Rally, Trump Was Joined on the Stage By His Strongest Totally-Not-Gay Supporters
Quick Hits
Surprise: Defender of Normzzz and Protector of the Criminal FBI Pardons Terrorist Who Murdered Two FBI Agents
Quick Update on "Team DeLulu" Cope
Border Patrol Trucks Are En Route to the Southern Border
Elections Have Consequences: The TSA Official Who Put Tulsi Gabbard on the Terrorist Watch List Has Been Fired
The Inaugural Ceremonies, Continued
"A Revolution of Common Sense:" Trump's Inaugural Address
"For Americans, January 20, 2025 is Liberation Day."
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)